who raised you?!" [ laughter ] if a girl is really your friend, she will have sex with you. did you hear what i said? if she's a real pal, she will break you off something. 'cause think of, like, your guy friends. like, my friend jay, for example, just got playstation 3, right? and i love -- i really want to play with it, you know? and he lets me because he's my friend. [ laughter ] he understands how important playstation 3 is to me. he doesn't say something crazy, like, "no, i'm sorry. "we're just friends. "i have to save my playstation "for some douche bag in a band that's going nowhere, "because my dad left when i was young, and i'm [bleep] in the head." he doesn't say that to me. and then i'd have to be like, "well, can i just look at your playstation 3, then, "for like 2 seconds?